I'm moving out of my apartment and moving into myspace.

Apartment - They own it, so they can kick me out.
Myspace - it is my. space.

Apartment - expensive
Myspace - free! (if you don't count the cost of being harassed by sucky bands.)

Apartment - gays!
Myspace - jews, teens, and gays! oh my!

Apartment - 2 roommates
Myspace - 257 friends

Apartment - sounds of lady upstairs making babies.
Myspace - pictures of girls from high school with their babies.

Apartment - refrigerator
Myspace - bulletin board

Apartment - shameless self promotion
Myspace - poorly designed self promotion

Apartment - Reba, the well-meaning Landlord with Alzheimer's
Myspace - Tilla Tiquilla

Apartment - Paul, the pot-smoking, schizophrenic "massage therapist" neighbor with a heart of gold and a thumb of green
Myspace - Tom, the UCLA Film grad who IS a real person, lives in santa monica, and sold his soul to Rupert Murdoch for 100Million (which is totally worth it.)

Apartment - tanned skin
Myspace - new X-men skin

Apartment - gay porn
Myspace - child porn

apartment - real people
myspace - fake profiiles

apartment - i'm tired
myspace - i'm famous!

apartment - people with bad manners
Myspace - people bad grammar

Apartment - talking
Myspace - commenting