Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Scientology Sucks.

So recently I noticed a new building in Westwood with a big shiny corporate sign on top that read "HELIO." Yesterday I heard that Helio was throwing some kind of cell phone launch party that included a "secret musical guest" (Beck) and was hosted by Danny Masterson, Chloe Seveny, and Milla Jovavitch - it seemed unusual that 2 of the 4 celebrities mentioned were scientologists, so I decided to look it up and see what's the deal. HELIO is a really high-priced cell phone company, it has 2 phone options, they both come equipped with myspace and a full-color yahoo search engine. They're basically a competitor to the t-mobile sidekick (the teenage/media-whore version of the beloved treo/blackberry.) So first when I saw that its "partner" was myspace I thought that HELIO was just another Rupert Murdoch venture, but when I went to see who the CEO was, it was none other than SKY DAYTON, founder of earthlink and BFF of Reed Slatkin, skum of the earth. Sky Dayton is a scientologist. Scientologists suck. Here are some surprising scientologists:

• Sonny Bono, musician and member of U.S. House from California
• Nancy Cartwright, voiceover artist, most famous as the voice of Bart Simpson
• David S. Freeman, writer, video game developer, and screenwriting teacher
• Paul Haggis, director
• Mike Joubert, Bronson Pinchot's voice coach
• Chaka Khan, singer
• Bernadette Peters, actress and singer (source: Bergen Record 3/10/1985, may be an e x-member)
• Marissa Ribisi, actress, wife of Beck Hansen, sister of Giovanni Ribisi, raised Scientologist.
• Patrick Swayze, actor
• Greta Van Susteren, host of On the Record with Greta Van Susteren on FNC


AND Former members
• J. J. Abrams, Writer
• Adi Da Samraj (a.k.a. Franklin Jones, Da Free John), religious guru (renounced Scientology after ca. one year)
• John Brodie, football player
• William S. Burroughs, author, Beat Generation icon (later denounced it)
• Leonard Cohen, singer, songwriter (at New York Org in late 60s)
• Werner Erhard, founder of EST
• Emilio Estevez, actor (renounced it and won't discuss it)
• Soleil Moon Frye, actress
• Philip Gale, MIT student and primary developer of EarthLink's innovative ISP software; committed suicide on Hubbard's birthday
• Gloria Gaynor, singer (later renounced)
• Charles Manson, serial killer (professed Scientology in 1961, but critics claim he only read books in prison in the early 1960s)
• Ricky Martin, singer (says he dabbled in it)
• Van Morrison, singer, songwriter (renounced Scientology in the 1980s)
• Jesse Prince, former church official
• Lou Rawls, singer (renounced Scientology)
• Melanie Safka, singer, songwriter (renounced Scientology)
• Barbara Schwarz, former Scientologist claiming Hubbard parentage
• Jerry Seinfeld, comedian
• Oliver Stone, director (said involvement was finished after 4 months)
• Sharon Stone, actress (reportedly now a convert to Buddhism)

Iwhile it cannot be confirmed i also heard that Baryshnikov is ILSO a scientologist. I guess i just want to say - watch out, and cancel your earthlink/Helio accounts immediately.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Congratulations you know of people who are AND whom are no longer Scientologists. Sure Reed Slatkin was a sour apple but do you have to be a bigot about the whole thing and disrespect people's right to practice religion? Or do you just like to hate for the sake of hate?

8:56 PM  
Anonymous zabeth said...

um, excuse me, i'm a scientologist. wait, i'm not a scientologist. HA FOOLED YOU YES I AM!

11:49 AM  
Blogger TarBabyJim said...

What info do have on Melanie Safkas' renouncing Scientology?
Thanks,
Jim Baldwin
Spokane WA
my site: LetHerIn.org

12:22 PM  
Anonymous Marc Abian said...

Unamed OSA employed Alpha Commenter -

How does saying a religion and it's followers SUCK infringe on their right to practice religion?

If I say the Rams suck, did I just infringe on their right to play football?

These overly agressive attempts to squash criticism of the Corporation you work for are what we call FOOTBULLETS.

They make your whole cult look like paranoid freaks who should be avoided.


Be aware, readers, this individual works for the internal security agency of the Church of Scientology, and it is his job to harass and silence critics by any means neccessary.

He is known to us.

The Freezone is Free.

3:02 AM  

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