The Truth

So i'm in Ventura visiting my fam and I started flipping through one of my old high school year books when I discovered a few important things I'd like to share with you:

1) I WAS skinnier in high school than i am now... BUT, i didn't know what i was doing, so I look better now. (win!)
but more importantly:

2) All the boys who rejected me in high school ARE GAY. and they probably were then too.

The moral of the story is Ladies, if a man doesn't like you and you can't figure out why because he seems like he is your best friend and he asked you to be his valentine and you even kissed (but just that one time when it was late/dark) and you feel SOOOO REJECTED AND LAME because he doesn't want to be with you and you think it is because YOU ARE UGLY AND MISUNDERSTOOD... YOU ARE WRONG he is gay.